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the contents of a shart wash emergency kit fathers day gift box on a wood background. 2 soap bars, 2 packs of shart wipes, soap bag and stickers.
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Black Hole scent sitting on a black bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Sharts Ahoy! scent sitting on a blue bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Skid Mark scent sitting on a black and white bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Cold Brew Coffee scent sitting on a beige bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Hawaiian Pooau scent sitting on a light yellow bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Lavender Lemongrass scent sitting on a purple and white bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Bear Butt (oatmeal milk & honey) scent sitting on a tan bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Shartarita scent sitting on a green bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Pumpkin Spice Sharte scent sitting on a tan bar of soap with a wood background
A tan bar of elf farts shart wash soap (Oatmeal spice scent) on a wood table with a christmas yeti

Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box

You got stuck in traffic. That bike ride took longer than expected. Either way, you have a mess on your hands (and other places)! 


Lucky for you, someone near and dear gave you a Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box!  It has 2 Bars of Shart Wash Soap, 2 Packs of Shart Wipes and an Exfoliating Soap Bag to make sure you get clean from top to bottom!

Your Price:

$23.98
You got stuck in traffic. That bike ride took longer than expected. Either way, you have a mess on your hands (and other places)! 


Lucky for you, someone near and dear gave you a Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box!  It has 2 Bars of Shart Wash Soap, 2 Packs of Shart Wipes and an Exfoliating Soap Bag to make sure you get clean from top to bottom!

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What's in the  Box?

  • 2 Bars of Shart Wash Soap

  • 2 Packs of Shart Wipes

  • Exfoliating Soap Bag

  • Stickers!

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The Scents

  • Sharts Ahoy!

  • Cold Brew Coffee

  • Shartarita

  • Skid Mark (Aloe & Charcoal)

  • Bear Butt (Oatmeal Milk & Honey)

  • Black Hole

  • Lavender Lemongrass

  • Hawaiian Pooau

  • Pumpkin Spice Sharté

  • Elf Farts (Oatmeal Spice)

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Shart Wash Ingredients

Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Lye, Fragrance

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The Down & Dirty

  • All Natural Handmade Soap Bars

  • 5 oz Each

  • Choose 2 Scents!

  • Natural Sisal Soap Bag

  • Shart Wipes - 15 Wipes Per Pack


Our Scents

  • Hawaiian Pooau: Light, fresh scent with notes of Orange, Lemon and a hint of Patchouli.


  • Shartarita: Crisp, clean scent with a hint of citrus and an exfoliating oatmeal scrub.


  • Black Hole: An Old school pine scent with hints of orange peel. Contains Silica sand, Activated charcoal and ground oatmeal as exfoliants.


  • Lavender Lemongrass: Classic lavender scent with a burst of lemon freshness.


  • Bear Butt (Oatmeal Milk & Honey): Smooth, pleasant scent. Made with Oatmeal Milk to hydrate skin and Oatmeal as an exfoliant.


  • Sharts Ahoy!: Crisp, clean splash of freshness. Made with sea salt as an exfoliant.


  • Skid Mark (Aloe & Charcoal): Deep musky scent with activated charcoal, sandalwood and a hint of patchouli.


  • Cold Brew Coffee: Strong coffee fragrance with coffee grounds as an exfoliant.


  • Pumpkin Spice Sharté: Classic Pumpkin Spice scent. The perfect blend of Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Ginger, Cloves and Vanilla.


  • Elf Farts (Oatmeal Spice): A perfect blend of Cinnamon, Vanilla & Nutmeg with ground oatmeal as an exfoliant.

The Gift Box That Says, "I Love You Anyway."

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"My Boyfriend sharted earlier this year and I couldn't be more thrilled to give this to him. Thank you for bringing some joy into our lives!"


-Jen

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"I honestly only bought the soap to get free shipping but I'm glad I did! I kept it for myself. It smells AMAZING!!!! It would make a hilarious gift for a jokester but good luck wanting to give it away after you smell it!"


-Jessica

It's not about what happened, it's about how your recover!


Our Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box is the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor! It's hilarious and practical!


Shart Wash Soap Bars are hand made with natural ingredients, not harsh chemicals and detergents. Plus they smell amazing!


Shart Wipes are the perfect on the go hand and surface wipe for anything life may throw at you! 

Natural, Handmade Soap Bars

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  • Cold Processed

  • Made in the USA with all natural ingredients

  • No harsh chemicals or additives


Our Shart Wash Bar Soaps are made right here in the USA (Ohio to be exact!) The Cold Process technique means no harsh chemicals or additives so your skin is moisturized and cleansed naturally! 

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Commercial soaps and body wash can contain all kinds of stuff like Parabens, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Petroleum Based Compounds (Yuck!)

the contents of a shart wash emergency kit fathers day gift box on a wood background. 2 soap bars, 2 packs of shart wipes, soap bag and stickers.
the contents of a shart wash emergency kit fathers day gift box on a wood background. 2 soap bars, 2 packs of shart wipes, soap bag and stickers.
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Black Hole scent sitting on a black bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Sharts Ahoy! scent sitting on a blue bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Cold Brew Coffee scent sitting on a beige bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Shartarita scent sitting on a green bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Lavender Lemongrass scent sitting on a purple and white bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Bear Butt (oatmeal milk & honey) scent sitting on a tan bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Skid Mark scent sitting on a black and white bar of soap with a wood background
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Hawaiian Pooau scent sitting on a light yellow bar of soap with a wood background
Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box
Picture of a box of Shart Wash Natural Handmade Bar Soap Pumpkin Spice Sharte scent sitting on a tan bar of soap with a wood background
Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box

Shart Wash Emergency Kit Gift Box

$23.98

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FAQ

No. If you see our products on Amazon (or any other site except Etsy), they are counterfeit. We do our best to sweep these sites and have copycat listings removed, but sometimes they get through. Our legitimate products are only sold here on our website or on Etsy. 

The Shart Wipes are travel size packs with 15 wipes each.

Shart Wash Natural Soap Bars are 3" x 3" x 1" and weigh about 5oz

  • Olive Oil, Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Corn Oil, Sunflower Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance


  • Please do not use Shart Wash Bar Soap if you are allergic to any of the above ingredients.

Orders over $75 ship free


Order Processing Times

- Most orders are processed in 1-2 Days.


Shipping Speed

- Most packages arrive within 7-9 business days after they are shipped depending on your location.


Shipping Location

- We personally ship from our shop in Northern California

  • No drop shipping, order fulfilment services  or overseas shipping!

Short answer, yes! Our Return Policy can be found HERE.


Long answer; you need to reconsider your friendship, These things are hilarious!

YES! We're a small, Family Owned Business. Not owned by any major corporation!

Check out our About Us page to learn about our story! 

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